On and fuelled by far too many cans of Jolt Cola (this was in the days before Red Bull; we got by on what we had)

I am disturbed and disgusted by your inability to spell.

And before you call me a xenophobe I think you should be fully aware of the impications and impact of such a serious word. Xenophobe is worth 23 points in Scrabble. Likely more because you may use all your tiles spelling it and due to it’s length you are certain to at least hit one double/triple letter/word square. There are certainly words that are worth more, but if you are able to use this one I would say you are certainly an above average player. I would be impressed. But whatever.

I am disturbed and disgusted by the stupidity and gilbness of the pundits this year. I think you all should seriously re-evaluate your lives to see how pathetic you all are. There are more important things out there than the DSU and commenting on Punditry posts. Like unsatisfying, meaningless nine-to-five jobs. And puppies. Not that I would know… Honestly though. You should all be ashamed. I am.

Bah! I meant to check that before I rushed off. The error has been corrected, Ann of the One-r’d Beringers.

Bots are people too, xenophobe.

Anyway, I may have been an unwitting ally in your plans (really I think you should have appreciated me more, I was the only real competition your bot had that election, at least SOMEONE put him through his paces…) but I ALWAYS knew something was off with Tipping. Us ethnic Mainers can spot our comrades from miles away. Tipping never smelled like the delicate mix of pine trees, lobster broth and gasoline the rest of us do. Sad really, but something to work on for a future model.

At least he is “home” and happy now. And settled in Westbrook where he cannot harm anyone. No one takes people (or bots) from Westbrook seriously.